The best thing about naming a boat, in my opinion, is that people get way more creative with it than they do with naming children. Like how long did it really take you to decide that you were gonna name your kid Jeff? That has to be like a 6 minute decision tops. These funny boat names, however, you can tell there was a lot of long, hard thinking going on. Perhaps days. Perhaps weeks. Maybe even months or years. However long it took, they were all totally worth it.