If you choose to do the whole spray tan thing, you should probably make sure you won’t be doing anything sad shortly after.
For example, don’t get all bronzed up and then immediately run home to watch the scene from “The NeverEnding Story” where Atreyu’s horse drowns in the swamp.
Reddit user, thiscontradiction, is here to show you why crying shortly after getting sprayed down can end poorly.
They’re called spray tan tears and it turns out you’ll be stuck with them for quite a while.
That should be fun to walk around with until it eventually goes away.
Maybe next time just slosh on a ton of sunscreen and get a tan the natural way.